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Kalpavruksha is a wish-fulfilling tree. It's also a tree of time. One kalpa is 4.32 billion years of a brahma. From the human body production units we have, each of us are creators. We at least create stories about everything. Original humane intelligent creations require moving history and herstory forward for the better in time-sustainable health, wealth and wisdom (Shri).

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We are, each, born as a seed of life from our respective family trees. A seed is expected to do at least 18x better than where it came from to be a rising star (Jyothi/en'lighten'er) of the family.

When a seed or plant is provided what it needs, it grows and learns to sustain itself over time as a tree of life is expected to function in the large schema of things.

'Respect the Unknown' said a wise advisor while we started inquiring into Life's dynamics. 'Am I right?' is part of aeroplane games kids play on streets. We don't know everything; there are some things we know, and Johari Window has 3 of the 4 quadrants to bring attention to 'I don't know.'

'Being a seed of life from our respective family trees expected to do well in the whole schema of things, how then do we have the 'survival of the fittest' benefit?

MITI's NO'tech'logy (technology of functioning from the ledge of knowing facing the vast land of notknowing with the resources we have) offers some Shrishti Optimization solutions.

We, each, who have a body that is human, then, would have a Human Life Value with the potential to make better money by knowing how to convert bitters into betters.


Investors gain. Participants gain better. More value for more price, and there's a cap.

The longer you stay invested, better are the returns. The more frequently you participate, compounded are the interests. Tete-te-tetes with Bitha Sadanandan cherrytops the cake!

We are a foundry with a care'er model of business where longterm cares guide our short-term and interim thought processes.


We are changing the face of Medicine and ecology/Economics as we know it by improving what it means to be Human

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           Farm-to-table end-to-end solutions from an always Work-in-Progress foundry model of business
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Why we do what we do


Badass Earth's original humane intelligence technology




Vision (Vidhi)

Enliven Life in the Multiverse by #humanityacrossboundaries, like this Shri mandala, using no thing or magic, just the  truelove twinflame composition of a humane human being a.k.a. taare zameen par.

Mission (Vidhaan)

The immediate objective of this Enterprise is to bridge the gap between subjective and objective worlds by Srushti Optimization (improve the ability to listen). The shortterm objective is to bridge the gap between history and herstory by Shrishti Optimization (#healthierspermandovum). The longterm objective is the eradication of diseases and sanitization of 'nonviolence' in our domestic homes for a truelove-based economy (enliven Life in the multiversal Universe).

We work on the longterm first so the other term objectives get fast tracked too - Plan A to Z all for Plan A.


Here's what would get you started

Consider all of Earth is one large for-profit Organization to which we become employees at birth. We, each, have a reason for being in existence (Ishvarapranidana), wealth or not of different kinds into which we are born (Ishvarapranidhana) and gifts/blessings/curses given over time according to how we show up in life (Ishvarapranidaana). What one does with what one has at a point in time of the trident (Ishvarapranidana-Ishvarapranidhana-Ishvarapranidaana) determines how one turns out in life. It's like the x, y, z trigonometry by which to become healthy, wealthy, wise. How well one does depends on, well, health of x, y, z - what you do, why you do, and where you are headed.


How have we been achieving our goals?

Object of our affections

MITI has a person-centric model of Reality/Universe. A human being - alive with all the faculties specific to being human - is the center and object of our affections. And we think a human being is nothing without Ishvarapranidana, Ishvarapranidhana, Ishvarapranidaana. An alive human has this trident by default.

Coz a human body did not form overnight - was evolved over several cycles of evolution, and W.H.O.'s global list of diseases alludes to how much is not known about 'being human.'

Meristem Intelligence®️ furthered the matter of being human to 'me' - the experiencer within the different layers of identities in the condition of being human - and we found a human has me-to-MWe layers. We have about 45 years of R&D and ongoing on the matter of 'me - matter+energy composite.'


Normal Ordinary Harmonious Living is the conglomerate science (ConScience) we found missing in the condition of becoming a humane being in a humane society.


We are changing the face of what it means to be human (manushyadharma) AND the face of healthcare as we know it..and also information technology and mathematics and how we have historically and herstorically been seeing Reality/God/Love and just about everything under the Sun..even the Sun, for that matter. Did you know Surya Siddhaanta is not really about the Sun and Earth's movement around the Sun, for example?

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